Ah, Valentine’s Day. A day for chubby babies with bows and arrows to work their love magic. Personally, I’m not a big fan of overly commercialized holidays. Or holidays that require me do extra work like buy presents, make fancy meals, and, er, you know, other stuff. Nudge, nudge. Wink, Wink. I prefer to do those things because I want to, not because Hallmark told me to. But I digress.