Dammit Donna

Things have been a little serious up in her’ lately.  So today I’m going to lighten it up with a little nonsensical humor courtesy of Matt.

Picture it… 11 o’clock at night.  Getting ready for bed.  Sanford Brown College commercial comes on TV. 

If you’ve never had the pleasure of seeing a Sanford Brown commercial, this is going to make ab-so-frickin-lutely no sense.  I tried to find a video on YouTube with no luck.  So I will attempt to give you the gist of it.

After all those technical college commercials, there is usually a call to action.  That’s Donna’s job.  She says, “Hi, I’m Donna.  Hopefully the commercial you’ve just seen has inspired you to call this number and request an informational brochure on career training.  Blah Blah Blah.  Call us anytime.  Blah Blah Blah.”  We are pretty convinced that this was taped so long ago that Donna must be in a nursing home now.

Then awhile back Donna was replaced by Shannon.  We were all “Whoa! What happened to Donna?”  But we were ready for the new blood.  Hopefully that fills in some of the blanks.

Matt:  Go to hell Donna!  Why are you still on my tv?

Jen:  Because their enrollment is down and they can’t afford a new spokesperson.

Matt:  That’s bullshit.  They are nationwide.

Jen:  Well, who could do a better job than Donna?

Matt:  Shannon!  That’s who.

The End.

Hope you have a happy Friday!

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5 Responses to Dammit Donna

  1. annabelle says:

    Oh those commercials drive me insane !

    Of course NOW when I see them Ill be stressing who the star is.

    I wonder if Donna pushed Shannon down the stairs a la Showgirls???

  2. Haha! Those commercials are so annoying!

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