What? It’s Monday again already? I guess that shouldn’t come as a shock to me as I’m still recovering from my weekly beating from a baseball bat. So, let me take a moment to remind myself that this weekly injection keeps me seeing straight, walking steady, and talking (somewhat) coherently. Good thing I have an… Continue Reading
Something is seriously wrong with my brain today. I’m not really certain of the cause, but it’s probably related to the numerous times I was woken up by someone beating me with a baseball bat last night. Or at least that’s what it felt like. The medical community gently calls this “flu-like symptoms” and it’s… Continue Reading
Five days before my daughter’s first birthday I woke up to a strange feeling. Pins and needles. My feet had fallen asleep. Or so I thought. I shook them around a little but I didn’t get that feeling of blood rushing back into my extremities. I didn’t feel anything. And then I knew. I stood… Continue Reading
For those of you that remember anything from high school English class, you might be able to look back on yesterday’s post as foreshadowing… Dun dun dun. I know, how dare I bring up high school two days in a row?! But I promise, that’s the last time. Trying to be a good little planner, I’ve… Continue Reading
Those other systems don’t know how to act… Damn you Justin Timberlake. I can’t help but break into song when I see the words “bringing” and “back” in the same sentence. But seriously. I’ve got the beginning of an A+ high school term paper in the making here. Read on to be in awe of… Continue Reading
